Tea and chat in the early morning shade... before the blazing heat kicks in. |
Sometimes this travel blog pours out in a
torrent as I struggle to keep up with my rapid transit up the continent. The result maybe humdrum to you, dear reader,
but for me each paragraph opens a page of further detail in my head. There are different people to remember,
beautiful vistas to record, incidents and accidents, borders and disorder. After the cameras finish whirring and
clicking I struggle to turn all the raw footage into a coherent little movie
that I'm happy with. Because if I don't
write and record it, I know that I'll barely remember a thing about the daily
minutiae five years from now. Yet, it's
the little stuff that matters too.
The contrast with my 'quiet' time here in Khartoum
is great.
A beautiful city, it is not. |
By 9am the temperature in the sun is bad,
and by 10am it's really oppressive - about 40C degrees. Locals move slowly through the thick heat, or
endure it as best they can in small, dusty patches of shade. The shade shrinks as the sun climbs
higher. It's now 45C.
When I pop to the bike for something the BMW is burning hot to touch, even under the cover. I
retreat again to my air-conditioned hotel room.
Maybe tomorrow will be the day
to tour the local attractions, I kid myself.
Monday to Thursday slide by quite
quickly. Sadly, I spend most of the time
at the computer - filling hours on hold, writing emails; waiting for
encouragement from my bank. None comes,
and another afternoon ticks by. It's
difficult to keep busy.
I know my personal situation hardly
registers on the Richter Scale of retail banking emergencies. Folks trying to get a mortgage decision for
their dream home would doubtlessly have more claim; anyone held in limbo for
months would mock my hopeful requests for updates; and people who don't have
time to wait obediently on the call centre's enquiry 'phone line might consider
my impatience self-inflicted.
Stuck in Sudan, I'm trying hard not to lose
it. This is the third week I've waited
out. The action I've requested of my
bank seems very straight forward: signing a single-page form and sending it on
to the RAC. The decision to sign should be a 'no-brainer': I'm
proposing to pay the bank, and give them money in an
account they are welcome to freeze. A
fee for doing nothing, a slug of capital, and at zero risk - what's not to like?
Well, the guys at my bank don't check (or
else ignore) their faxes or emails. No
one has direct lines; few have external emails; everyone requires my security
data, time after time, even when they call me. Answering those questions - whilst my roaming
charges rack up like a petrol gauge - almost makes steam come out of my ears. Yet, I need to be calm, friendly and charming.
The branch manager who has returned from
holiday blanks phone messages from her colleagues, and doesn't even acknowledge
emails: she's busy shutting the branch
down, it turns out. The branch staff are
too busy to tell me this, until finally communicating that my situation falls
outside the normal parameters of their business and therefore... Computer Says
No.
It's taken 14 days, an international
courier drop and a couple of hundred quid in roaming charges and internet fees
to tell me this. I kid you not.
Without throwing even one toy out of the pram, I politely ask the branch manager to see what she can do - see if there is someone who can help us see the wood for the trees, see the bigger picture, see the oddity of refusing this money-for-nothing-risk-free application. She agrees to try, which seems fair.
Without throwing even one toy out of the pram, I politely ask the branch manager to see what she can do - see if there is someone who can help us see the wood for the trees, see the bigger picture, see the oddity of refusing this money-for-nothing-risk-free application. She agrees to try, which seems fair.
I stop gazing at my navel when a message
pops up on Facebook. A Swiss friend who
rode the Silk Road with me has been reading my blog, and realised what a tight
spot I'm in. No guarantee = no carnet =
no transit through Egypt. But, being a
wise and generous fellow, he suggests trying his local automobile club. The Swiss, it seems, will issue non-residents
a proper carnet. And, it will be far
quicker and less costly than going through the UK!
I research this quickly - it's the solution
I needed a month ago, but right now it's the best news I've had in weeks. It seems legitimate, and my friend is
offering to help me fix it all up, for which I'm hugely grateful. I remember checking the French, Belgium,
Dutch and German automobile associations (which require applicants to be
resident, basically), but never thought of checking the Swiss.
Before I can advise my bank where they
might like to now lodge my application, the branch manager comes back with a
ray of hope. The Computer Says Yes,
Maybe, she writes... and as they've already moved my money into a locked
account, it seems very positive news.
With agonising delay - the bank draws this
thing out even longer than I do in this blog - a letter is issued to the RAC. By Friday morning I have confirmation that
the printed document is in transit - I watch the Waybill Tracking Number get
closer and closer.
Hair pieces are popular out here. |
Eeeeesh.
I'm so tired of all this that it takes a very tasty curry to cheer me
up. A couple of overlanders join me - they're going home via Saudi Arabia and Israel, which is starting to
seem a good route. But now that I've got
the carnet coming, I guess I'm committed north - where more frustration awaits,
reportedly.
On Friday I switch accommodation and unpack
in that much more affordable hostel I found the other day. I'm not planning on being here long.
The relocation gives me the motivation to
ride out to a couple of the tourist attractions listed in my guidebook - it's
even the best day to see them, it says.
So, I follow dusty asphalt roads through the heat, hunting for the huge
camel market. Nope, I can't find it and
give up - it's not on the map or the GPS, and I'm struggling to convey the word
'camel' in Arabic or mime. I wonder how
my host friend in Buenos Aires, Jorge, would have mimed a camel...?
I head instead to the quarter of the city
called Omdurman: it's hot and dusty and
looks much like the area I was just staying in. A huge souk soaks into the centre, down a tightly packed drain of convenience stores. It looks even hotter and less enticing than the bus station. To my surprise, the Khalifa's House and the facing mosque are visually
disappointing, too. I swear it's not
just my attitude - I'm genuinely hopeful of getting off and having a look...
but I need something more that this.
I move on, and cross the bridge that spans
the stretch "where the waters of the
Blue and White Niles meet before continuing their slow progress to Egypt". Remember that from the guidebook? Well, there's really nothing much to see -
the Dartford Crossing is far more dramatic, not to mention those bridges they
have in er, London, Sydney, Panama or Turkey.
You want to mix muddy waters?
Get a couple of vinyl records from the blues legend and be done with
it. The Nile(s) don't look like much, to
be honest. (Not that we're permitted to take photos from the bridge - sorry.)
Saturday becomes Sunday, and DHL indicate my Carnet is in the van on the way to the hotel. To save time, I load up and head over there to meet it - delivery will be not a moment too soon, because the
boat to Aswan, Egypt leaves on Wednesday. If I get a move on, I can possibly cover
the 1000km to Wadi Halfa in time. Here's
hoping the bike runs smoothly and the desert heat is bearable.
My likely reward if I get there in
time? The boat from hell and a rude
introduction to Egyptian corruption.
With plenty to ponder on the long ride, I fill up at the nearby fuel station and purr down the road towards the hotel. Things seem good. Then less so. Now they don't seem good at all: my bike is spluttering and choking, then conks out altogether. Surely not?! Yep, the bloody gas attendant has put the wrong fuel in my tank.
I'll cut the blog here to save you from the foul language that now issued forth.
With plenty to ponder on the long ride, I fill up at the nearby fuel station and purr down the road towards the hotel. Things seem good. Then less so. Now they don't seem good at all: my bike is spluttering and choking, then conks out altogether. Surely not?! Yep, the bloody gas attendant has put the wrong fuel in my tank.
I'll cut the blog here to save you from the foul language that now issued forth.
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